I, I'm good at wasting time
I think lyrics need to rhyme
And you're not asking
But I?m trying grow a mustache
I eat cheese
But only on pizza, please
And sometimes on a homemade quesadilla
Otherwise it smells like feet to me
And I, I really like it
When the moon looks like a toe nail
And I love it
When you say my name
If you wanna know, here it goes, gonna tell you this
A part of me that shows
If we're close gonna let you see everything
But remember that you asked for it
I'm trying do my best to impress
But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest
But you wanna hear
What lives in my brain, my heart
Well you asked for it
For your perusing
At times confusing
Slightly amusing
Introducing me
Do-do do-do-do-do-do
Do-do do-do-do-do-do
La-da-da-da
La-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
I never trust a dog to watch my food
And I like to use the word "dude"
As a noun or an adverb or an adjective
And I, I've never been into cars
I like really cool guitars and superheroes
And checks with lots of zeros on them
I love the sound of violins
And making someone smile
If you wanna know, here it goes, gonna tell you this
A part of me that shows
If we're close gonna let you see everything
But remember that you asked for it
I'm trying do my best to impress
But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest
But you wanna hear
What lives in my brain, my heart
Well you asked for it
For your perusing
At times confusing
Slightly amusing
Introducing me
Well you probably know more
Than you ever wanted to
So be careful when you ask next time
So, if you wanna know, here it goes, gonna tell you this
A part of me that shows
If we're close gonna let you see everything
But remember that you asked for it
I'm trying do my best to impress
But it's easier to let you take a guess at the rest
But you wanna hear
What lives in my brain, my heart
Well you asked for it
For your perusing
At times confusing
Slightly amusing
Introducing me
Do-do do-do-do-do-do
Do-do do-do-do-do-do
Do-do-do-do-do
Introducing me